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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Feminazis have been reading the works of Karl Marx outside nursery schools.

Terror expert James May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Reading the works of Karl Marx: The True Face Of Evil", James May says, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for feminazis. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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